(Source: memewhore, via ruinedchildhood)

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

(via humoristics)

glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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freakology101:

timesnewromney:

shickhard:

It could happen to anyone. People bury a person alive to scare them or to get rid of them. In this situation, rely only on yourself.

  1. Do not waste oxygen. In a classic coffin there’s only enough oxygen for about an hour, maybe two. Inhale deeply, exhale very slowly. Once inhaled - do not swallow, or you will start to hyperventilate. Do not light up lighters or matches, they will waste oxygen. Using a flashlight is allowed. Screaming increases anxiety, which causes increased heartbeat and therefore - waste of oxygen. So don’t scream.
  2. Shake up the lid with your hands. In some cheap low-quality coffins you will be able to even make a hole (with an engagement ring or a belt buckle.)
  3. Cross your arms over your chest, holding onto your shoulders with your hands, and pull the shirt off upward. Tie it in a knot above your head, like so: imageThis will prevent you from suffocating when the dirt falls on your face. 
  4. Kick the lid with your legs. In some cheap coffins the lid is broken or damaged already after being buried, due to the weight of the ground above it. 
  5. As soon as the lid breaks, throw and move the dirt that falls through in the direction of your feet. When it takes up a lot of space, try pressing the ground to the sides of the coffin with your legs and feet. Move around a bit. 
  6. Whatever you do - your main goal is to sit up: dirt will fill up the empty space and move to your advantage, so no matter what - do not stop and try breathing steadily and calmly. 
  7. Get up. Remember: the dirt in the grave is very loose, so battling your way up will be easier than it seems. It’s the other way around during a rainy weather however, since water makes dirt heavy and sticky. 

JUST TO PROVE TUMBLR HAS A SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR FUCKING EVERYTHING.

just in case guys

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kaonashizen:

bleu:

look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.

Im in love with Chris Pratt

(Source: bleu, via inactiveblogger)

Unagi Travel is a Japanese travel agency for stuffed animals. For a small tour fee and the cost of shipping your fluffy friends to Japan, they will show them the sights of Tokyo and post adorable photo updates of the entire journey on Facebook.

did-you-kno:

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Photo credits: facebook.com/unagitravel

doritosmakeherdance:

"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"

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genderfluidstrider:

jaegerirl:

fartgallery:

when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

overthrow the boogeoisie

(via haithinkimfunny)

haussofkm:

mockeryd:

Dog: I AM SORRY BABY HUMAN! DO NOT CRY ANYMORE! i SHALL BRING YOU MORE TOYS

The cutest thing ever.

(Source: sizvideos, via haithinkimfunny)

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever

(Source: bluedogeyes, via ruinedchildhood)

tastefullyoffensive:

"I found my soulmate on Tinder." -trippinbawlls

tastefullyoffensive:

"I found my soulmate on Tinder." -trippinbawlls

humansofnewyork:

“My father was very strict growing up. He’d never give me any space. If I tried to cut school with my friends, he’d call my teachers to ask how I did in class that day. I resented it at the time, but today I’m thankful for it. Because all my friends who never got caught are not doing too well today.”(Nairobi, Kenya)

humansofnewyork:

“My father was very strict growing up. He’d never give me any space. If I tried to cut school with my friends, he’d call my teachers to ask how I did in class that day. I resented it at the time, but today I’m thankful for it. Because all my friends who never got caught are not doing too well today.”

(Nairobi, Kenya)

Do you realize the pain of continuously repeating all of that,

while bearing the responsibility for all those losses?

Do you understand the fear of losing your humanity after it wears you down?

(Source: lincov, via the-air-is-tasty-here)

elflizard:

Best $1.85 I have ever spent.

(via orgasmic-humor)